About 24 hours after pulling adsense from The Man Blog, google decided that my site wasn't so offensive after-all. I think they were scared that The Dude would follow up on his threat of sending the offspring of Henry Earl to do his bidding. Anyways, adsense is back up... for now.
Alright, so The Dude is thoroughly pissed off right now. I check my page late last night and notice that my google ads have been replaced with a public service announcement. I've got a public service announcement... put my damn ads back up or I'm going to send the offspring of Henry Earl to do my bidding.
So I check my email, and it says the ads have been pulled because my sight is too offensive for most advertisers to want to advertise on. Offensive to who exactly? About 40% of my readers are bleeders (umm I mean women, if google is watching). So if it isn't offensive to them, who is it offensive to? I'm guessing it's FEMALE RIGHTS ACTIVISTS (read : lesbian), and CANADIANS!
Canadians? I dunno, probably not.
So I'm offered this. Clean up the site, and the ads can remain, otherwise I'll have to find outside advertising. Well guess what? I'm not cleaning up the site. I have a certain responsibility to the readers of The Man Blog to be tastefully tasteless, and that is how we shall remain. The Dude offers his word that this site will never be cleaned up due to lack of advertising. It just wouldn't be the same Man Blog as you have all grown to love.
So I guess I'll seek other means of advertising.
ADVERTISERS email me at cause_4concern@hotmail.com to discuss what we can do for each other.
READERS in the mean time, click the "BUY THE DUDE A BEER" button and umm... buy me a beer! I've put the button up last night and I am proud to say that I have already been bought 6 beers.
GOOGLE my site is too offensive huh? Well FUCK, SHIT, ASS, PISS, SEX, BLEEDER, THE POPE, and PARIS HILTON! Take that!
--The Dude--
p.s. - Readers please chime in on this in the comment section. I could use some support, and or some ideas. Show your love for "The Man Blog" and "The Dude"
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Rebecca G. Lingbloom, 45, has just tied the record for highest blood alcohol content in the state of Washington at a .50 (over 6 times the legal limit). In recognition of this stellar achievement The Man Blog feels that it is appropriate to devote this article to her. But, after reading this, The Dude (your fearless leader) has decided on a more interesting plan of attack. So I pose this question....
What happens if we hook up Rebecca G. Lingbloom with our very own Man Blog superstar Henry Earl? If you aren't hip to the Henry Earl story click here.
Using advanced technology only available here at The Man Blog laboratories, and under the watchful eye of The Dude, we were able to come up with exactly what Henry and Rebeccas offspring would look like.
