Woman Ties Record For Highest Blood Alcohol Content Rating With a .50
Rebecca G. Lingbloom, 45, has just tied the record for highest blood alcohol content in the state of Washington at a .50 (over 6 times the legal limit). In recognition of this stellar achievement The Man Blog feels that it is appropriate to devote this article to her. But, after reading this, The Dude (your fearless leader) has decided on a more interesting plan of attack. So I pose this question....
What happens if we hook up Rebecca G. Lingbloom with our very own Man Blog superstar Henry Earl? If you aren't hip to the Henry Earl story click here.
Using advanced technology only available here at The Man Blog laboratories, and under the watchful eye of The Dude, we were able to come up with exactly what Henry and Rebeccas offspring would look like.
"The Drinkinest Nigga in Kentucky"
(some meth-head I found on Google Images)
Adorable Henry Jr.
The Dude is a born matchmaker!
--The Dude--
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8 komentet:
LOL! I have a feeling that your photo of Ms. Lingbloom is not that far removed from the real thing. :)
OH ....
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I am so surprised that she did not die! That is a lot of alcohol.
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