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-FOR A WOMAN-
8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 - Weigh 5lbs less than yesterday

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8:45 - Breakfast in bed... fresh squeezed orange juice, and strawberries with a bagel
9:15 - Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 - Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out
12:00 - Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe
12:45 - Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs
1:00 - Shopping with friends
3:00 - Nap
4:00 - A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer
4:15 - Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 - Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror
7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
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10:00 - Hot shower. Alone
10:30 - Make love
11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 - Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

-FOR A MAN-
6:00 - Alarm
6:15 - Blowjob
6:30 - Massive dump while reading the sports section
7:00 - Breakfast - fillet mignon, eggs, toast, and coffee
7:30 - Limo arrives
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7:45 - Vodka tonic on the way to the airport
8:15 - Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 - Play front 9 at Augusta, finish 2 under par
11:45 - 2 Dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 - Blowjob
12:30 - Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par
2:15 - Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis
2:30 - Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap
3:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew
4:30 - Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs
5:00 - Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Scarlett Johannson
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7:00 - Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns
7:30 - Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York steak.
9:00 - Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar
10:00 - Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs
11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 - Go to bed
11:50 - Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room
11:55 - Laugh yourself to sleep

Anything you would add to this list? Lemme know in comment form! Also, anyone that has linked to my site, lemme know so I can return the favor!

--The Dude--

24 komentet:

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hey there. sorry for the psycho reaction....you were in the line of fire i suppose...after some medication, whisky, and a taser to the chest, I am all better now.

ps. i feel rreeaallllyyy bad. sorry

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The medication, whiskey, and taser to the chest was kind of extreme. You could have saved yourself the pain, and the withdrawal symptoms for that matter... by handing me the remote!

someGirl tha...

lol :) take the damn remote, i'm not giving up the whiskey!!

Epoch [z] tha...

You had me rolling on the ground laughing at...

11:50- Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave to room.

Reminds me of my uncle... and grandpa... and brother. My goodness... talk about clearing the room.

Very entertaining post here. Haha


~Epoch [z]

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ps link away - I shall do the same

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