Woman Ties Record For Highest Blood Alcohol Content Rating With a .50

Rebecca G. Lingbloom, 45, has just tied the record for highest blood alcohol content in the state of Washington at a .50 (over 6 times the legal limit). In recognition of this stellar achievement The Man Blog feels that it is appropriate to devote this article to her. But, after reading this, The Dude (your fearless leader) has decided on a more interesting plan of attack. So I pose this question....

What happens if we hook up Rebecca G. Lingbloom with our very own Man Blog superstar Henry Earl? If you aren't hip to the Henry Earl story click here.

Using advanced technology only available here at The Man Blog laboratories, and under the watchful eye of The Dude, we were able to come up with exactly what Henry and Rebeccas offspring would look like.

Henry Earl
"The Drinkinest Nigga in Kentucky"

Not Actual Photo of Ms. Lingbloom
(some meth-head I found on Google Images)

Adorable Henry Jr.

If you would like to purchase a gift for their impending nuptials, Henry and Rebecca are registered at Leroy's Liquor and Waffles on 11th, The Quicktrip on Main St., and Burger King on Maple in Lexington Kentucky!

The Dude is a born matchmaker!

--The Dude--

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We Salute You Henry Earl

For those of you who haven't been blessed enough to hear the legend of Henry Earl...

Henry Earl is labeled "The Drinkinest Nigga In Kentucky". He has over 500 arrest for alcohol related incidents. He is best summed up in one word... HERO

For those of you that want to learn more about Henry, or to buy him a drink via donation...

JUST CLICK HENRY

The Tonight Show has been trying to interview Henry, but I guess he is way to busy... which should be expected from a homeless and unemployed guy. I'm sure he was just out looking for work, or some change to buy a bottle of Hennessy.