If Only He Could Have Got Away With This

A man recently decided to be brilliant. Not unlike some of the greatest financial minds of all times, Warren Buffet, Donald Trump, Robert Kiyosaki, and The Dude, this guy decides it is time to take control of his spending.

Chandon L. Simms, 23 decided that $984 was waaaaaaay too much to pay for a plasma tv at his local Walmart. So instead, he got brilliant. He switched the tag from another product and proceeded to the self-checkout aisle. After paying $4.84 for the tv, he was stopped at the door by Walmart Loss Prevention a.k.a. "top flight security uh da world craig (send me a comment if you know where that movie quote came from, props if you get it).

After being stopped, the man shows them a receipt for $4.88 and is quickly arrested for felony theft.

After being arrested, Simms, was given a brutal cavity search to see if he managed to steal that HD-DVD player he's been wanting. Top flight security found nothing and Simms was quickly beheaded and then disposed of in the toy aisle.

Read the article HERE

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