Man-ventions

This one is definitely a man-vention. These little beauties hang on the wall in your shower. Fill them up with a little shampoo, conditioner, or your favorite brew and give them a little squeeze.
If only girlfriends were this giving! I know I would be a lot happier with that morning shower having these puppies...

Please don't use this Man-vention with THIS... You may die!

You can purchase these HERE

--The Dude--

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Reader Mail with The Dude

Alright, so I opened the floodgates. I asked people for questions, and man have they delivered. I figure it is time to answer a few questions I received via email. And if you have a question for The Man Blog or The Dude you can send it to themanblog@hotmail.com

Dude, how awesome are you?
Pretty freaking awesome. On a scale of 1 to 1,124,304 I'm... I'm.... somewhere in between those numbers *scratches head in confusion*. No matter how hard I try though, I'll never be as awesome as THIS GUY. His offspring will be pretty awesome too, you can find him HERE.

Dude, what made you create "The Man Blog"?
Well one day I was taking a shower, out of my anus comes this noise that sounded kind of like the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park. It was so loud and forceful that it actually broke my bathroom mirror and cracked every pipe in our plumbing system. After cursing myself for the destruction, I laughed... and then did it again. So farting in the shower, it seems, would be something only a man would find humorous. So it became my goal to find other things that you would only catch a man doing, or just things that men would think are funny.

Do you think you offend female readers?
Of course! But the ones with a good sense of humor keep coming back for more. My bleeder readers are a little sadistic.

Why do you call females bleeders?
Did you fail 6th grade?

What would you do if you were hit on by a gay man?
I would do the same thing that I would do if a bleeder would hit on me (minus the crazy sex at the Best Western), I would allow them to buy me drinks all night, and then leave with their sister.

What is your drink of choice?
Straight gasoline... But with gas prices the way they are now, I prefer a scotch, or whiskey on the rocks. I also like to indulge in a good martini. I recommend that all you buy me a drink by hitting the "Buy The Dude a drink" button located to your right.

Are you married?
I'm not married. I do have a live-in girlfriend that hates me though! Well hate is a strong word... How about despises me with intent to injure? Alright, so she doesn't hate me (I might be telling the truth about the intent to injure part though).

Where do you find your conent?
90% of it comes straight from the mind of The Dude, another 5% off the internet, and the other 5% just showed up one day and won't leave. Make it leave!

What super power would you give yourself and why?
Well, The Dude already has super powers. My tears cure cancer, not unlike Chuck Norris's, it's just to bad that The Dude doesn't cry. I have also been recruited by this one gang because of my skills with the bo staff. Sometimes I punch babies too. This has no bearing on the question, nor does it provide you with an answer... but it does show how hardcore I am.

That's it for now, keep the questions coming. I'll answer all of them that don't suck. And if I didn't answer your question... Try harder next time!

Oh, and all of you that haven't. You should link to the Man Blog on your site or blog! Help spread the man-love (uhh?) yeah.

--The Dude--

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The Perfect Day

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-FOR A WOMAN-
8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 - Weigh 5lbs less than yesterday

8:45 - Breakfast in bed... fresh squeezed orange juice, and strawberries with a bagel
9:15 - Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 - Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out
12:00 - Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe
12:45 - Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs
1:00 - Shopping with friends
3:00 - Nap
4:00 - A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer
4:15 - Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
5:30 - Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror
7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing

10:00 - Hot shower. Alone
10:30 - Make love
11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 - Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

-FOR A MAN-
6:00 - Alarm
6:15 - Blowjob
6:30 - Massive dump while reading the sports section
7:00 - Breakfast - fillet mignon, eggs, toast, and coffee
7:30 - Limo arrives

7:45 - Vodka tonic on the way to the airport
8:15 - Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 - Play front 9 at Augusta, finish 2 under par
11:45 - 2 Dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 - Blowjob
12:30 - Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par
2:15 - Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis
2:30 - Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap
3:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew
4:30 - Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs
5:00 - Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Scarlett Johannson

7:00 - Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns
7:30 - Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New York steak.
9:00 - Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar
10:00 - Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs
11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 - Go to bed
11:50 - Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room
11:55 - Laugh yourself to sleep

Anything you would add to this list? Lemme know in comment form! Also, anyone that has linked to my site, lemme know so I can return the favor!

--The Dude--